Count me in

Consider me a believer in Matt Walsh. I truly believe (well really really really hope actually) that he has some kind of evidence. I hope this for a bunch of reasons.

First, the integrity of the game. Everyone knows the Pats cheated. Everyone knows the Pats have been cheating for a long time. Everyone knows the Pats lied about cheating for a long time and said they have only been cheating for a little bit of time (according to Belifag's admittance they have only been doing this since 2006... yea and I'm good at writing...). Yet for some reason Goodell and the NFL have tried to let them off the hook. A quick $250,000 fine to the Pats, which really is nothing. A $500,000 fine to Belifag...again which is nothing, and taking away their 2nd 1st round draft pick, #31 overall, which actually hurts them. Wait, but don't they have another pick and isn't it way better? Oh yea it's #7... so really not THAT big of a loss.

And so after these fairly small sanctions were dealt with all the evidence was destroyed and everyone was supposed to go on with their lives as if nothing really happened. Yet, I don't want that. I don't want them to get off that easy, and so Matt Walsh needs to come forward and tell the world what he knows. He needs to have that walk through practice from the super bowl. He needs to have other tapes showing other evidence of spying so that Goodell has no choice but to suspend Belifag and punish the Pats more. I know Belifag and Goodell and Mr. Kraft are best of buds, but I mean they cheated, how can Belifag be allowed to continue to coach? How can this be swept under the rug to quickly? Arlin Specter, you my friend, are a tool and an ass. But please keep doing what you are doing so we can get justice and save the NFL from a Pats dynasty that only exists becasue they cheat.

Second, I hate the Pats. They really are a gay team, in a gay town full of obnoxious fans who are pompous and annoying. I think Tom Brady is overrated... I admit he has talent, but the man stares down his wrs... throws some stupid throws and gets bailed out by his wrs and his AWESOME oline. He also had a bunch of years KNOWING where the defense was going to be and probably still have a ton of backfiles on hand to check back to, so I mean who really knows how good he is. Also... he was created by a bullshit call in the snow in Oakland, so really he is a product of luck and talent around him. Belifag is a tool. Period. The rest of the team, I mean... Moss is awesome I guess but interferes more than anything I've ever seen. Rodney Harrison is a dirty cheater and Tedy Bruschi is God's gift to human beings and is awesome at everything he does, (half centaur half human, half something else who knows). Really the team is full of tools, a bunch of HUMBLE PIE assholes who are simply sticking their dicks at the league and laughing at it.

Third, for Matt Walsh himself. The man is fucked if he is lying. If he has nothing, or has stupid shit, he is actually really really fucked. His high priced lawyer is trying to get him all the protection he can from the league and from the Pats. And as pft explained today he might be getting something close to his immunity wish. But I can promise you, if it turns out that he is lying, he will not have any kind of protection. The league will fuck him in the ass. The Pats will fuck him in the ass, and knowing Boston, some fans will actually fuck him in the ass. And Arlin Specter will send him to jail, where again Boston fans and other will fuck him in the ass. The man needs to realize that his life is on the line. If he is right, well I dont see him getting anything. But if he is wrong, he loses EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERYTHING.

So Matt Walsh for your sake, my sake, the leagues sake, and the rest of the worlds sake, please have some evidence. Please have that walk through. Please have more than that too. Lets bury the Pats, end this dynasty talk, and send the Pats back to the late 1980's and early 90's, where they won a total of 36 games in 6 years. Meaning they won 36 games and lost 75. Thats actually really, really atrocious. 36 wins to 75 loses from 1987-1993. If that happened again that would make me pretty happy. And lets get Belifag out of the league. Suspend that bitch for at least a year and don't let him back in the Pats building ever. Put league insiders inside his office wherever he ends up, and make sure Bitch Tits does not try this again. So one more time, PLEASE Matt Walsh. PLEASE have evidence in this case, and if you don't just make a run for it and disappear, and don't resurface ever again.

Spygate part 2

Many of you have asked for it, so I guess I'll give it to you. Here is the 2nd installment of the spygate story. This one will be dedicated however to the recent developments from the Pats camp, mainly coach Belifag's, or as JT lovingly refers to him as, Bitch Tit Bill, and the V.P of player personnel Scott Pioli's press conference yesterday about the spygate accusations. Both Belifag and Pioli deny rumors that they taped any walk through practices throughout their careers and Belifag issues the most vague generic statement about how he has never, ever taped and watched a practice prior to a game. He said "In my entire coaching career, I've never seen another team's practice film prior to playing that team, [...] I have never authorized, or heard of, or even seen in any way, shape, or form any other team's walk through. We don't even film our own. We don't even want to see ourselves do anything, thats the pace that it's at. Regardless, I've never been a part of that" (http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2008/02/18/belichick_and_piloi_speak_out/) He even went on to say that he had never even heard of any other coach doing such a thing and that he was never a part of any other coach doing anything of that nature. As profootballtalk.com mentions in their article today, this is a ridiculous thing for Belifag to say. Of course you don't film your own walk through practices. What would you gain from doing that? Walk through practices don't do anything at all except go over the GAMEPLAN for the upcoming game. Thus filming your own walk through practice is basically like filming your pre-game meetings. However, filming another team's walk through is a completely different story, and again that would give the Pats the other team's GAMEPLAN, and thus a huge advantage. It is a little bit shocking that Belifag, a man who hardly speaks to the press, would come out and say something so stupidly vague and useless. I don't really understand why he would say something like this, and for that matter what he gains by saying it. His words don't mean anything to anyone, and it is not like he has come out and said that he didn't film the walk through, just that he hasn't seen any films of walk through practices prior to playing that team. Now first off, I don't believe this at all. There is no way he has never seen another team's practice prior to playing that team. I simply don't believe that one bit. And secondly, OK, if he didn't watch the film, his coaching staff certainly has. His players certainly have. So really this little public speech did little to quell the rumors that Belifag is in fact a lying cheating prick.

However this isn't even the most ridiculous part of the press conference. Belifag says all this, but saves the best nugget for last. Instead of apologizing for spygate 1 or saying that it was a mistake or something. Belifag tries to pawn it off as a simple miscommunication between him and the league's fair play committee. Belifag felt that "The Patriot's actions were in compliance with NFL rules, saying 'My interpretation was that you can't utilize anything to assist you during that game. What our camera guys do is clearly not allowed to be used during the game and has never been used during the game that it was shot" (same link as above). He also went on to say that the team never used the film for half-time adjustments and that the films were hardly any real help to the preparation of the team, "rating it a "one" on a scale of 1 to 100." Now lets think about this. Belifag is trying to make it seem as if its alright for the Pats to do what they did because it was a miscommunication between him and the league and beacuse the pats "never, ever, ever" used the footage during a game to make in game adjustments. However he never said anything about using the films if he played the teams a 2nd time during the year, or if he played a specific defensive coach again later in his career or anything of that nature. But because he never used any of it during a game its ok. Well Bitch Tits I don't think thats how it works. I'm pretty sure the league, as outlined in the collective barganing agreement, and in the multiple memo's that Roger Goodell sent out, basically to YOU and your CHEATING ORGANIZATION, stated that stealing defensive signals in any way, shape, or form is illegal. AND that video taping them is even, well i guess, more illegal. He mentioned this last year, and again this year. AND yet you did not get the memo? It never reached your desk? Or you did you just not read it? See I'm confused here because the league stated that you cant tape signals at all of any kind no matter when you are going to use them? Also, do you really believe that the Pats NEVER, EVER, EVER took a look at the first half tape to see if they couldn't learn something? REALLY? Cause if you do, stop reading this site and kill yourself because you are a stupid fuck. PERIOD. Numerous games they were down at the half, either not being able to score on offense or having some kind of trouble in that department. Belifag knew he had the defensive signals and do you really think that not ONCE in, oh 7/8 years, not ONCE, that he went to that tape and looked at stuff and used it to his advantage. I mean i can look at multiple games where the Pats offense was struggling in the first half and then miraculously scored a few more points in the 2nd half and won the game. And even if somehow he didn't, do you really think those tapes only helped him prepare 1% of his game plan? He had the defensive signals for the other team. That has to make life so much easier for Brady. He sees the mlb audible into some defense, but its not some defense to him because he would know what that audible sign would mean, and thus know the play. Thus he would know where the dbs would and wouldn't be and thus he can call the appropriate play and make the right throw. Interesting... seems like football wouldnt be that hard for them then huh? Who knows. All i know is that this press conference was a load of crap. And both men, Pioli and Bitch Tits are beginning to get a little nervous about this Matt Walsh guy and this Arlen Specter guy. In the end I'm hoping for a forfeit of the pats other 1st round pick #7 overall and a full year suspension for Belifag. The Pats cheated, lied about cheating, and are now lying about lying about cheating. Enough is enough. Goodell its time you stop protecting your league and start protecting your teams. Punish cheaters and kick pricks out. Pacman's gone. Isn't it time for Belifag to be gone too?

Spygate Analysis

I love this. I love that the pats were caught earlier this year cheating. I love it even more that it was the Jets who called them out. Mangenius and Belichick fighting for the top spot in the biggest prick category. Love it. I'm still gonna have to lean towards Belifag but Mangenius isn't far behind. If you recall, from the J-E-T-S post easlier, 2 veterans in the past two years have called out the Jets front office for not compensating their players accordingly. Something fishy is going on up there in New York, and with the Jets being 4-12 and being a terrible team, if i was a veteran theres no way I'd want to play for New York/b either (for those of you who dont know New York/a would be the Giants.) In the end, however, it seems that Belifag has one upped the entire league, let alone Mangenius and is now permanently crowned prick of the year.

I'm sorry I got ahead of myself again. Many of you out there might not understand why Belfag is a prick, so let me explain it to you by explaining the spygate issue to. So in a multipart article I am going to tell you all about sypgate, why its such a big deal, and why the pats are the gayest team in all of sports.

So, lets get caught up in the story. For all of you who don't know exactly what is going on, here is a brief, and not very well done summary of the events. Basically, for the last 7 years or so, the Pats have been video taping their opponents defensive signals. For offensives, the Qb has a speaker in his helmet which allows the offensive coordinator to directly tell the qb what play he wants him to run. Thus, the offensive coordinator does not have to signal out anything to his offense for them to be able to know what play to run. Defenses on the other hand, do not have this luxury. No player on the defensive side is allowed to have a speaker in his helmet, and thus the defensive coordinator has to manually tell his players what play he wants them to run. For the last 7 years or so, the pats have had a man video taping that coordinator and then taking those signs and using them to their advantage later in the game, or later in the year. They have back files on every coach for the last 7 years and have used this to enable Tom Brady to become one of the best qbs of all time, (minus this year, when he just simply had the best team of all time). However, in week 1 of this past year, as mentioned briefly above, Eric Mangini, a former Bill Belifag assistant, caught the Pats video taping their defensive signals. They actually found the man with the video camera and asked the man to hand over the tape and leave. The Jets then, went all crybaby to the league and ratted the Pats out, publicly. This caused the league a lot of trouble, and caused the pats even more. People began to speculate as to how much the pats have cheated, and privately league officials along with players came out and claimed that the pats cheated a lot. People even said that they would place microphones on their defensive line so that they could hear the audibles offenses would call out. This would be a huge deal and day after day more and more people would come out and say something different the pats would do.

This lead the new Commissioner, Roger Goodell to get involved. He ordered the Pats to hand over everything they had on cheating. Saying come clean now before we make you, or else. So Belifag and the Patriots decided to hand over everything they had accumulated over the last 2 years or so. They gave Goodell every tape from the 2006 season and beyond and claimed that that was all they had. That they didn't have anything else and that they were sorry. Belifag even had a press conference, where instead of saying sorry he basically tried to brush it all under the table and move on. Well Goodell must have been watching this press conference and must have agreed because he rapidly did the same thing. He reviewed the evidence and decided that the pats should be punished for cheating. He took away 1 of their 2 first round draft picks, #31 overall, fined the team $250,000, and also fined Belifag $500,000. He then took the evidence that the Pats handed over and destroyed it. Refusing to answer any questions on it and repeatedly tried to make it a non-issue. And that is where it was left until about a week before the super bowl, when a man name Matt Walsh became known to many, as the Savior of Professional Football.

Next part- Analysis of the Punishment, and the Matt Walsh chronicles.

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