Monday, March 10, 2008

Count me in

Consider me a believer in Matt Walsh. I truly believe (well really really really hope actually) that he has some kind of evidence. I hope this for a bunch of reasons.

First, the integrity of the game. Everyone knows the Pats cheated. Everyone knows the Pats have been cheating for a long time. Everyone knows the Pats lied about cheating for a long time and said they have only been cheating for a little bit of time (according to Belifag's admittance they have only been doing this since 2006... yea and I'm good at writing...). Yet for some reason Goodell and the NFL have tried to let them off the hook. A quick $250,000 fine to the Pats, which really is nothing. A $500,000 fine to Belifag...again which is nothing, and taking away their 2nd 1st round draft pick, #31 overall, which actually hurts them. Wait, but don't they have another pick and isn't it way better? Oh yea it's #7... so really not THAT big of a loss.

And so after these fairly small sanctions were dealt with all the evidence was destroyed and everyone was supposed to go on with their lives as if nothing really happened. Yet, I don't want that. I don't want them to get off that easy, and so Matt Walsh needs to come forward and tell the world what he knows. He needs to have that walk through practice from the super bowl. He needs to have other tapes showing other evidence of spying so that Goodell has no choice but to suspend Belifag and punish the Pats more. I know Belifag and Goodell and Mr. Kraft are best of buds, but I mean they cheated, how can Belifag be allowed to continue to coach? How can this be swept under the rug to quickly? Arlin Specter, you my friend, are a tool and an ass. But please keep doing what you are doing so we can get justice and save the NFL from a Pats dynasty that only exists becasue they cheat.

Second, I hate the Pats. They really are a gay team, in a gay town full of obnoxious fans who are pompous and annoying. I think Tom Brady is overrated... I admit he has talent, but the man stares down his wrs... throws some stupid throws and gets bailed out by his wrs and his AWESOME oline. He also had a bunch of years KNOWING where the defense was going to be and probably still have a ton of backfiles on hand to check back to, so I mean who really knows how good he is. Also... he was created by a bullshit call in the snow in Oakland, so really he is a product of luck and talent around him. Belifag is a tool. Period. The rest of the team, I mean... Moss is awesome I guess but interferes more than anything I've ever seen. Rodney Harrison is a dirty cheater and Tedy Bruschi is God's gift to human beings and is awesome at everything he does, (half centaur half human, half something else who knows). Really the team is full of tools, a bunch of HUMBLE PIE assholes who are simply sticking their dicks at the league and laughing at it.

Third, for Matt Walsh himself. The man is fucked if he is lying. If he has nothing, or has stupid shit, he is actually really really fucked. His high priced lawyer is trying to get him all the protection he can from the league and from the Pats. And as pft explained today he might be getting something close to his immunity wish. But I can promise you, if it turns out that he is lying, he will not have any kind of protection. The league will fuck him in the ass. The Pats will fuck him in the ass, and knowing Boston, some fans will actually fuck him in the ass. And Arlin Specter will send him to jail, where again Boston fans and other will fuck him in the ass. The man needs to realize that his life is on the line. If he is right, well I dont see him getting anything. But if he is wrong, he loses EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERYTHING.

So Matt Walsh for your sake, my sake, the leagues sake, and the rest of the worlds sake, please have some evidence. Please have that walk through. Please have more than that too. Lets bury the Pats, end this dynasty talk, and send the Pats back to the late 1980's and early 90's, where they won a total of 36 games in 6 years. Meaning they won 36 games and lost 75. Thats actually really, really atrocious. 36 wins to 75 loses from 1987-1993. If that happened again that would make me pretty happy. And lets get Belifag out of the league. Suspend that bitch for at least a year and don't let him back in the Pats building ever. Put league insiders inside his office wherever he ends up, and make sure Bitch Tits does not try this again. So one more time, PLEASE Matt Walsh. PLEASE have evidence in this case, and if you don't just make a run for it and disappear, and don't resurface ever again.

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