Sunday, March 9, 2008

Thoughts on UNC vs Duke

  • Coach K is a classless asshole for not wearing a ribbon for Eve Carson
  • I hate Duke Basketball
  • Tyler Hansbrough didn't go to the free throw line once?
    • His game is drawing contact
    • Inconsistent, biased refs
    • His block on John Cryer's 3 point attempt with about 40 seconds left looked pretty clean
    • In any case it was cleaner than all of Duke's "blocks" on Hansbrough
  • He should, and could, leave his girlfriend for Erin Andrews

  • Duke complains about everything
  • Ratface should have paid the refs more
  • It was appropriate that Tyler surpassed the 2,000 point mark and scored the game winning basket with one same shot
  • Gerald Henderson still sucks at shooting
  • Carolina's perimeter defense isn't really that good - Duke shot only 32.9%; missed a lot of open 3s
  • Ty Lawson played great, especially since he was only "80%" healthy
    • He broke Zoubek's ankles
  • Zoubek may be the worst big man in America
  • With that said, Daniel T. Green and Neon Deon had 12 blocks combined
  • If anyone deserved to be posterized it was Paulus
    • He was
  • Greg Paulus wants to be JJ Redick reaaaaaaaally badly
    • Paulus looks and moves like a koopa troopa

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My thoughts:
-Erin Andrews would be a million times cuter if she didn't open her mouth. Or talk. Ever.
-The intense amount of sweating going on in the announcer's box was gross . Fan? Cold drink? Change of shirts at half time? Do something!
-What's up with the bikini guy? I've never heard of this "legend" before but hey! if there was no A.C. I'd probably get naked too
-Was the floor just waxed or was I just imagining all the slipping and sliding?

Anonymous said...

dickie v was drenched in sweat and it was hilarious. erin andrews can talk all she wants cuz she is the hottest sports commentator out there, and actually knows SOME stuff. bikini guy was started back in 03 against UNC. paulus is a fag. unc's perimeter defense IS bad whether duke shot 32% or not. they missed countless open 3's and runners/layups. UNC'S defense locked it up with 5 min to go but other than that, i saw a very poor showing on their defensive side, except for of course green and thompson